TF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: Demoman

Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

Let that be a bloody lesson to yeh!

And that's what yeh get for touching that!

(Slurred) ...Yer arses ass and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen...

(Slurred) ...Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing...

(Slurred) ...gonna take ye down to the pain train station in train town...

They're goin' to bury what's left of ye in a soup can!

Ya great lactating wet nurse!

Oh, you’re a wee little miss, you are!

How’s that feel, ya blockhead?

Hey look *Partner Name*! They couldn’t even see the blody bombs!

For the record, *Partner Name*, I didn’t need yer help, you know.

(Weeping, slurred)Oh *Partner Name*... Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)

Come on *Partner Name*, let’s go get drunk off our asses. Or at least you can, I’ve already been for quite a while now.

(Super Finish) (Slurred) ...Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you...

(Super Finish) I’m gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on ‘till you’re dead!

(Partnered with Mercenary) So much to blow up, so little time am I right?

(Partnered with Pony) It may be the alcohol talking, but you’re the best imaginary being I’ve had the pleasure of allying with.

(Partnered with Heavy) I think you’d do mighty fine in a caber toss my bloated friend.

(Partnered with Soldier) (Slurred) Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I’m not givin’ ‘em to ya; I’m goin’ with your tickets! Haha, zzzzzzzzz... Wha--?

(Partnered with Soldier) What? I never called you a civilian! You know I promised to never say that!

(Partnered with Scout) Cherish both your eyes while you still have them lad.

(Partnered with Engineer) Good thing yer machines got this covered, now I can just sit back an- zzzzzzzzzz...

(Partnered with Medic) Thank ye, doctor, although I could still use another eye and probably a replacement liver as well.

(Partnered with Sniper) Huh? What’s this yellow stuff? I’ll just take a swig...

(Partnered with Spy) Step away from yer girly wine for a sec and take a chug of good ol’ Scrumpy!

(Partnered with Pyro) How come ya never use those grenades on yer belt, lass?

(Partnered with Finn) A sword fanatic yourself, laddy?

(Partnered with Twilight) Ya know magic, dont’cha miss? Do ya think you could bring back me eye?

(Partnered with Jake) I guess dog truly is man’s best drinking buddy!

(Partnered with Applejack) Hmm, this cider ain’t so bad after all.

(Partnered with Rainbow) (Slurred) Every time I try to bloody fly I always get my legs half-disintegrated...

(Partnered with Rarity) Haha! This new cape makes me feel like a true king! Thank ye lass!

(Partnered with Fluttershy) Would you mind tellin’ Nessie I’m still comin’ for his neck?

(Partnered with Pinkie) LLEEEEEETSS PAAAAARRTYYYYYY!!!

(Vs Mercenary) Yer a right bloody traitor and a disgrace you are!

(Vs Mercenary) If a drunkard can do better than you, ya might as well go back to your mammas home and make her tea!

(Vs Pony) Oh bloody hell... I think I've really busted up me last eye for good this time...

(Vs Pony) (Slurred, sobbing) Friendship’s a bloody lie! Ooohh...

(Vs Heavy) Awww... there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven... IN HELL!

(Vs Heavy) Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, ya grease drippin’ pork pie?

(Vs Soldier) I’ll notify yer next o’ kin... that ya sucked!

(Vs Soldier) Hey, Private Haircut, I might o’ taken a bit too much off... your head!

(Vs Scout) You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!

(Vs Scout) You’re like a little bunny... scurryin’ around, eatin’ up yer lettuce and berries.

(Vs Himself) There can only be one... eye!

(Vs Himself) It is the dominatening! I feel everything! I know everything!

(Vs Engineer) You're weak. I'm strong. AND I WIN, TOYMAKER!

(Vs Engineer) That’s a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!

(Vs Medic) How’s that ‘doing no harm’ workin’ out for ya, then?

(Vs Medic) DOMINATED! ...And I’ve been shaggin’ yer wife! Ahah!

(Vs Sniper) I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!

(Vs Sniper) It’s lads likes you that give war a bad name!

(Vs Spy) Dominated, ya alley-skulking backstabber!

(Vs Spy) You’re a back-pokin’ snake, and by God you’ll die like one!

(Vs Pyro) You’ve brought shame on yer people, you mumblin’ devil.

(Vs Pyro) Go home, lassie. MEN are fightin’ here!

(Vs Finn) Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.

(Vs Finn) A sword fight, huh? You messed with the wrong possessed drunkard!

(Vs Twilight) Go to hell and tell Merasmus I’m comin’ for him next!

(Vs Twilight) DAMN ALL OF YOU WIZARDS!!

(Vs Jake) Size-changing dogs now? I think I should sober up fer a bit... Gah! What am I saying?

(Vs Jake) Think ye can outgrow my explosives?! I’ve got plenty more where that came from!

(Vs Jake) Go turn into a bottle so I can drink yer blood!

(Vs Applejack) This 'cider' is bloody weak as you!

(Vs Applejack) Bombs may not grow on trees like apples, but that doesn’t matter ‘cause I’m stickin’ ‘em all up the same place!

(Vs Rainbow) Nothin' personal, lass! Just thought that rainbow needed a wee bit more red, is all!

(Vs Rainbow) Go tell that bloody leprechaun to give me back my gold!

(Vs Rarity) Ohh, did I upset the wee pretty princess? I own a bloody castle, ye harlot!

(Vs Rarity) Can’t act all high and mighty with a head now can ye?

(Vs Fluttershy) I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face, MAN fighting!

(Vs Fluttershy) Looks like your ‘Stare’ is too weak to affect even one eye!

(Vs Pinkie) Are ye daft, woman? What kinda bloody party doesn't have booze?!

(Vs Pinkie) What do you and a balloon have in common? Ya both explode so easily!

(After Winning Streak) Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!!

(After Winning Streak) Oh, they’re gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin’ at ya!

(After Losing Streak) I had me good eye on you the whole time!

(After Losing Streak) All yah dandies prancin’ aboot with your heads full of eyeballs!