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TF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: Sniper

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I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me.

I’ve slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!

You shouldn't have even gotten outta bed.

You got a forehead on ya like a coffee table.

I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!

That's how we do it in the bush!

Ahh, that's apples mate.

You'll be needin' another use for that neck.

That funeral ain’t gonna be open casket!

If your strategy is to build me confidence, it’s working.

You’re not too bad, *Partner Name*. I don’t feel ashamed to call you mate anymore.

Good on ya *Partner Name*!

Once we’re done with this stupid bloody war, the two of should just hop in my van and take a country trip. Whaddya say, *Partner Name*?

Ever been to Bangkok, *Partner Name*?

(Super Finish) (Whispering) You’re all a bunch of no-hopers

(Super Finish) I’m running out of places to put holes in ya.

(Partnered with Mercenary) I don’t care what’s goin’ on; if there’s an enemy I see, they lose their head.

(Partnered with Pony) You’re only alive because I don’t have my van and I need a way of gettin’ around.

(Partnered with Heavy) As much as I love taunting your jiggling sphere of a body, I’ll still be grateful for the cover it gave me.

(Partnered with Soldier) At ease! Hahahahahahaha!

(Partnered with Scout) Are ya done bloody yammering? If so, let’s get moving.

(Partnered with Demoman) Why’s this jar only half-fu—oh hell! Did you-?!

(Partnered with Engineer) Coffee mate? I’m ok with lounging here for the moment.

(Partnered with Medic) Don’t mind one bullet in their bodies do ya, mate?

(Partnered with Spy) Skill always beats luck, agreed?

(Partnered with Spy) ‘Fight like a man’, tch. Just some self-righteous, sore losers who are just upset ‘cause they can’t think right.

(Partnered with Pyro) If I’m gonna be out here for a long time, I might as well be with someone that knows how to cook.

(Partnered with Finn) I guess I can act like a fatherly figure to you, and I can sure damn do a better job than my rotten pa...

(Partnered with Twilight) Sometimes I wonder what the true value of friendship is, and if it could ever be of use to me.

(Partnered with Jake) So I see, you’re not just some ordinary mongrel then. More human than the idiots I usually work with even.

(Partnered with Applejack) Ya don’t mind throwing some of those apples in the air, do ya? I wanna practice my archery for a bit.

(Partnered with Rainbow) You ever see coloured rain like that before?

(Partnered with Rarity) Here, take a jacket before you get cold tonight. I don’t care if you think it looks good or not, just appreciate it for what it is.

(Partnered with Fluttershy) Quiet, keeps to yourself, attuned to nature; you might be the best companion I could ever consider having.

(Partnered with Pinkie) Hehehe... Yes I laughed, now get out of my face before you lose yours.

(Vs Mercenary) You really thought I cared about this ‘Team’? Get real.

(Vs Mercenary) This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!

(Vs Pony) Sorry, Sheila, but now I gotta make a necklace outta your teeth, bushman's rules.

(Vs Pony) You prancin’ show ponies better get this through what’s left of your head; this ain’t G-rated crap anymore!

(Vs Heavy) Thanks for the target practice, ya plump bloody freakshow!

(Vs Heavy) Oi! Yer bleedin’ gravy, fatso!

(Vs Soldier) I own ya, ya pickle-headed drongo!

(Vs Soldier) Oi, lend us yer shovel, so I can dig your grave!

(Vs Scout) That’ll slow yer down, ya twitchy hooligan!

(Vs Scout) Couldn’t skip around that could ya, ya precious little posey!

(Vs Demoman) Tagged ya, ya wobblin’ Scot!

(Vs Demoman) Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!

(Vs Engineer) Not so smart with yer brain outside yer head, are ya?

(Vs Engineer) You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me!

(Vs Medic) Quit blubberin’ and take yer medicine like a man!

(Vs Medic) Sorry there nurse, I mistook ya for an actual threat!

(Vs Himself) You. Are. A. Bloody. Disgrace.

(Vs Himself) One sniper to another, mate: GIVE! UP!

(Vs Spy) I was never on your side either! Wanker!

(Vs Spy) What goes around comes around, ya snotty little nance.

(Vs Pyro) Nobody’s gonna miss you, ya mutant!

(Vs Pyro) Thanks for the warm-up, sister.

(Vs Finn) Fightin' men might not be your thing, lad.

(Vs Finn) Yer adventurin’ days just reached an unfortunate end, ya snotty little brat!

(Vs Twilight) Back to the drawing board, genius.

(Vs Twilight) Go tell Celestia that friendship is still a load of bull!

(Vs Jake) Still just a dirty little mutt that needed to be put to sleep.

(Vs Jake) Interesting challenge ya gave me, too bad ya only live once.

(Vs Applejack) Woops! Looks like my William Tell impression didn't work out so well, haha!

(Vs Applejack) Keep the hat on, even if there’s nothing under there anymore.

(Vs Rainbow) Better make one last rain cloud for yer funeral.

(Vs Rainbow) Given the circumstances, I’m actually quite proud of that shot.

(Vs Rarity) I can't bloody stand you hoity-toity types!

(Vs Rarity) Ah my God, you’ve been shot. Did you get a good look at the handsome rogue who did it?

(Vs Fluttershy) Thanks for the snacks, ya blubbering wimp!

(Vs Fluttershy) Should have spoken while ya had the chance, because no one’s ever going to hear from you again.

(Vs Fluttershy) Animal taming? Australia would chew you up and spit you right out.

(Vs Pinkie) Big smiles equal big targets you pink nuisance.

(Vs Pinkie) Pop! And that wasn’t a stupid balloon either!

(After Winning Streak) You people are making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse.

(After Winning Streak) That’s how we do it in the bush!

(After Losing Streak) Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end.

(After Losing Streak) There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead.
Sniper's quotes for the crossover. It was fun, but I also had to spend some time trying to figure which lines to pick from the many mean-spirited insults that Sniper has. Well that and I also lost internet for four days. Up next is the kind and demure Pegasus, Fluttershy. Until then, take care everybody.

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My Little Pony Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Adventure Time belongs to Cartoon Network.

I own nothing.
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"(Partnered with Twilight) Sometimes I wonder what the true value of friendship is, and if it could ever be of use to me."
DAT SHIP.